forgive me. this just came out. i am a sad silly fool. but hey! one more down for the 365
If I had a Penis I would name it: The Master
Because it would be an awesome Penis
Masterful, in fact
The Master would not be circumcised
Because The Master is a Perfect Penis
And requires no alteration for any reason
The Master and I would spend lots and lots
Of quality time together. We would take long
Bubble baths, watch movies, and sometimes
just hang out, you know, for no particular reason,
just enjoying each other’s company. It would lie
Soft and warm and comfortable in my lap. We would
Laugh together, share jokes about how hard it is to be
A Penis sometimes and I would let The Master know
That I would I would always be there for it, no matter
How hard it got. I would always pick the best treats
For My Penis, The Master, it would get the best, most
Silky smooth lube, the thinnest, most durable condoms
My Penis would always get the very best vagina,
The wettest, plumpest, tightest vagina, and the greatest
Variety. And ass too. I would never deny The Master
Sphincter love, of any persuasion. I would be a very
Very liberal Penis owner. I would always take my Penis
Out to play when it wanted to. And if other’s wanted
To play with The Master and asked me nicely, I would let them
Because, if you have an awesome Penis, like mine (if I had
one) then it is a very good thing to share. Everyone needs
Masterful Penis love and attention. And mine would be the best.
Yes, I think I would very much enjoy having a Penis and you
Know what? I think my Penis, The Master, would enjoy me too.